Strength Through Laughter:
Everybody has heard the wild rumors about “secret bases.”
In South America.
On the South Pole.
On the dark side of the moon.
And, of course, in Nebraska!
What is fact? What is fiction?
I can help!
But you know the old saying:
I could tell you.
But then I would have to kill you.
This poses a dilemma for me. After all, our firm has a strict policy to STAY LEGAL. And homicide is not legal in the state of Nebraska. (Besides, you folks are not cattle rustlers!)
So I cannot reveal too much. But I can reveal a little.
First, let me prove my honesty by admitting that a few of the rumors are indeed true. (Besides, it would be downright silly and counterproductive to deny the obvious.)
We are overstaffed and overpaid.
(And allegedly oversexed.)
The private jets, skyscraper offices, and beautiful secretaries are indeed nice.
However, some of us also occasionally work for long hours.
And there is another thing.
Some of our co-workers are weird.
Especially the Senior Executives! (And the guys in the Research and Development Department.)
Naturally, this sometimes causes friction.
OUR MORALE IS VERY GOOD!
We laugh at ourselves. And at our colleagues.
“In-jokes” are an important part of our “corporate culture.”
Our Human Resources Department has organized two teams. These teams compete. The goal is to see which team can tease the other team the most.
STRENGTH THROUGH LAUGHTER
is our version of
STRENGTH THROUGH JOY!
The contestants now have a SECOND goal: